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"I swear by the Dung of the Prophet, the Frenchies did it too."ANKARA, TURKEY - Tayyip Erdogan accused France of genocide without cracking a smile or snorting. Observers applauded the control of Turkey's prime minister who was angered over a French political reference to Turkey's 1915 slaughter of Armenians. Said ...
Forces of Geek supplies us with more weighty film insights. Seems the reviewer had a bone to pick with the absence of computer graphics in a family flick that forced him to watch a pedestrian unenhanced movie. Not a common perspective.A sentimental tale of a family purchasing a zoo, this ...
Kim Jong Il in happier times.PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - Unofficial government sources have reported that a hungry mortician dined on the body of deceased dictator Kim Jong Il. The 69 year old leader died Sunday from "great mental and physical strain." His body was transported to the Harmonious Afterlife Funereal ...
Like Uncle Billy, Corzine's mind is all a jumble.WASHINGTON, D.C. - Former CEO Jon Corzine referenced popular Christmas film It’s a Wonderful Life by comparing himself to the character of Uncle Billy. “I made a stupid mistake,” said Corzine, during testimony Thursday before a subcommittee of the House Financial Services ...
Vital information in the culture wars. Not since Goin’ Coconuts has a tropical movie misfired on so many cylinders.No amount of witty lines can lighten arson, murder, and a descent into barbarism.And that’s what awaits the viewing public in Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked.Quickly read more here.
CPB pilot kiosk awaiting travelers.WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move designed to increase security, Customs and Border Patrol announced the opening of a new unmanned border crossing operating on the honor system. "We have a pilot kiosk set up with documents in English and Spanish as well as a selection ...
Interesting News Items is fortunate to have obtained the services of Deepak Chopra's less enlightened brother, Buddy. His wisdom will grace this blog and bolster spirits in perilous times.The heart chakra of someone watching Pit Boss.Parables are ways to learn wisdom hidden from us by our false selves. The search ...
Finally, somebody who knows what they're talking about when it comes to movie reviews.
McKinney (right) prepares Jon Voight for hunching.AINTRY, GA - Last Thursday actor Bill McKinney passed away in his California home leaving inbred mountain men without a vital role model. Best known for his performance in the 1972 film Deliverance, McKinney portrayed an inbred mountain man who sodomized a traveler and ...
A monkey pauses from defecating to swat a zoo keeper. TAMPA, FL - After a recent escape by twenty-nine monkeys, the Fort Hardy Wildlife Preserve announced they have changed the name of their Monkey Island to reflect a more mature appreciation of the animal's characteristics. "We're calling it 'Nasty Ass Monkey ...
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