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Taliban Vows Even More Stupid Vicious Brutality After Marine Desecration

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - Following the release of a video showing U.S. Marines urinating on dead guerrillas, a Taliban spokesman has promised to "take the gloves off." Said Mahood Abdul Mohammad, "This barbaric act will be met with even more acid thrown on school girls, more beheadings, and more walls pushed ...

A Simple Guide to the Debt Limit

Raising the debt limit explained so easily even a senator can understand. h/t: debtlimitusa

Secret Huntsman Campaign Song

Flying under the radar—except for the Rachel Maddow Show—Jon Huntsman's quiet theme song goes largely unnoticed by the MSM.h/t: Mr.PoppodopolisFrom Maddow's blog we read a catchy-tune complaint.

The Devil Inside – Reviewed

In 2012's first exorcism movie, Forces of Geek tackles the task of explaining what the Hell awaits.

Happy VSU Day!

What's the matter, commie? Did your GOD DIE? Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha!!  (And a Happy New Year as well.) In case you've forgotten, The Conservatory hasn't and reminds all that twenty years ago yesterday the entity known as the Soviet Union evaporated faster than the Committee to Re-Elect Anthony ...

New Monopoly Game Updated for Hyperinflation

The Monopoly Man celebrates a cash tsunami.PAWTUCKET, RI - Reviews are mixed on Parker Brothers new version of Monopoly which has been modified to include hyperinflation. Players are particularly upset that, along with the revised board, cards and tokens, they must also purchase a 14-pound stack of high denomination bills. ...

Christmas Day! Have a Doughnut!

Merry Christmas to all! Open presents and enjoy the day with Orson Welles and Liberace.h/t: DanniMckenzie

Turkey Accuses France of Genocide Without Giggling

"I swear by the Dung of the Prophet, the Frenchies did it too."ANKARA, TURKEY -  Tayyip Erdogan accused France of genocide without cracking a smile or snorting. Observers applauded the control of Turkey's prime minister who was angered over a French political reference to Turkey's 1915 slaughter of Armenians. Said ...

We Bought A Zoo – A Review

Forces of Geek supplies us with more weighty film insights. Seems the reviewer had a bone to pick with the absence of computer graphics in a family flick that forced him to watch a pedestrian unenhanced movie.  Not a common perspective.A sentimental tale of a family purchasing a zoo, this ...

Starving Mortician Eats Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il in happier times.PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA - Unofficial government sources have reported that a hungry mortician dined on the body of deceased dictator Kim Jong Il. The 69 year old leader died Sunday from "great mental and physical strain." His body was transported to the Harmonious Afterlife Funereal ...

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